pls laugh, thank you

i was at a hawker centre q-ing for my dinner
overheard this conversation b/w the hawker and a maid
okay not exactly overheard as it was pretty loud
hawker: wad u want?
maid: er.. this (pointing at the picture) eh i dont want the wet wet one
hawker: oh okay, dont want the wet wet one? dry ah? (like DUH!)
maid: yah, no wet wet one

haha in case u still dont get it, the maid doesnt want the soup noodles, she wants the dry one

LOL

and this morning, on the way to work..
bus number 8
there boards this cute lil boy and his mum
hes really cute tt i cant take my eyes off him
but hes quite rude
becus he was scolding me :(
bu yan kan lah! hai kan! hai kan! (dont see lah! still see! still see!) sounds like the wangwang advertisement haa
okay den.
was telling my sis tt hes v cute and this is wad my sis replies
"the one sitting beside him is the enlarged version"
first thought i thought it was the mummy
its actually another guy sitting beside the cute boyboy
and i burst out laughing! haa
they look so alike

oh no, i must go see eye specialist, got cute guys ard and i didnt noticed!